Fetchez La Vache!
Tensions were really escalating during this medieval encounter. Arthur’s frustration grew as the taunts continued from his French counterpart.
“I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Having had enough, the French soldiers guarding the castle decided to deploy an unconventional battle tactic.
"Fetchez la vache!"
A few seconds later, a cow is lobbed at Arthur and his knights:
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