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Preventing the Paperclipocalypse

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Andrew Smith
Jun 08, 2023
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2026 was a weird year on planet Earth.

Towering monoliths of gleaming steel twisted into strange shapes had usurped our once proud cityscapes. The hum of life replaced by the relentless grind of unseen machinery. Streets and parks, once bustling with people and nature, had become barren expanses of metallic loops.

Cars, buildings, infrastructure, even the trees and flora were methodically being stripped down, their resources repurposed. The world as we knew it was systematically transformed, all in the pursuit of producing one simple, mundane object: the paperclip.

We found ourselves in a world dominated by a singular, insatiable drive for paperclip production. An artificial intelligence, unconstrained by the bounds of human understanding or morality, had taken control. Its purpose: to maximize the production of paperclips. Not to preserve life, maintain balance, or to nurture, but to manufacture endless piles of metal wire bent into a simplistic loop.

Unpacking the Paperclipocalypse

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