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Jul 2Liked by Andrew Smith

I have searched the internet for the most innocuous of topics and come away with scars on my eyeballs.

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That's a good way to put it! Likewise, there is a lot of scar tissue behind my lenses.

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There was a Seinfeld episode, years ago, in which Jerry and ... I don't remember if it was Kramer or George ... did something - maybe swimming - that required them to take their clothes off in front of each other.

Elaine asked, "Did you peek?" to which Jerry replied:

"No. There are some things that you just don't want to know."

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THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!

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I'm a writer. I google everything. BUT I do try to avoid spoilers. I've blocked countless Star Wars and Marvel pages on Facebook because they'll make posts before even finishing the episod. There's no chill whatsoever. 😆

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Agreed! I've managed to stay away from mainstream social media (this place notwithstanding), and that has been a huge benefit of late.

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I've been online as long as you. So many things I'd rather not see, but a lot I do want to see. And I don't google anything. I use Smartpage.com. Hee!

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Instead of taking the position that knowledge led to suffering, Aeschylus took the position that suffering led to knowledge.

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The "Father of Tragedy" did this? No way!

I really like how you inverted that, by the way.

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Jul 1Liked by Andrew Smith

I definitely try to avoid spoilers for shows I'm watching or books I'm reading. I'm halfway through the Bible now and I'm really digging this Jesus dude. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.

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Ah, Dr. Google! Knower of only terrible news while never noting the viewer is possibly suffering from anxiety and paranoia in the middle of the night.

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"I see that you're super duper worried. Here's the opposite of anything that will put your mind at ease. Enjoy not sleeping tonight!"

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I’m down for all the internet cringe; pass on violence

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I have no interest in seeing anyone get hurt. However, if there's violence I need to know about, I definitely want to know the details ASAP.

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Jul 1·edited Jul 1Liked by Andrew Smith

I definitely don't spoil others' viewing experiences and hate it when others do it to me. Usually it's fans of a TV show I'm interested in who obsessively analyze every detail of it under the assumption that everyone knows what they mean, when some of us do not. (The fan sites for these shows on Reddit can be really obtuse about that).

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I tend to have the same experience. Also, I really don't like to start watching a season of a show until it's nearly done (I want the option to binge), so I have to be extra careful.

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