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The only time the word "fortnight" is used in our house is when my son tells us he can't wait to be a teenager so he can play "Fortnite"

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How about "Fartnite"? If you have a preteen son, I would hope for this to become a thing at some point.

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That's exactly the kind of dad humor he's come to (rightfully) expect from me by now.

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That's doing things right.

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