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Daniel Nest's avatar

Would you rather leave a snarky meta comment on a post about Druthers or do the mature thing and restrain yourself?

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Obviously, I'm going to be mature 100% of the time!

Would you rather eat five apples out of one of those ball pits they have at amusement parks and Chuck E Cheese (you can't use your hands or take them out of the pit) or speak in front of a crowd of a thousand with your fly down?

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Daniel Nest's avatar

But can I eat apples out of a ball pit with my fly down in front of a thousand people? Because how do I even choose between those two excellent options?!

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Tell you what: let's make it seven apples.

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Daniel Nest's avatar

That's where I draw the line. I'm out!

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

Those are some adventures! Screw buying stuff, do stuff.

Would you rather be married to Sharon Stone or go to Mars?

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Like many great classic druthers, this one really depends on a lot of things! Like, do I have to go first to Mars, or would I be like the one millionth tourist? We talking Sharon circa Basic Instinct or circa The Laundromat? We can get to the bottom of this important question.

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

Basic Instinct Sharon (even a little earlier) and there are like 1/2 million residents on Mars but they are under the thumb of an evil mineral hungry mob boss and you get to save them with some cool alien tech

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Andrew Smith's avatar

I mean, I saw Basic Instinct in the theater and then also a lot on VHS. I know what I'd pick.

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

Same; checkout Total Recall for a watch or rewatch and all your druthers will come true.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Total Recall has lived mostly rent-free in my brain for a long time, at least certain scenes. That head that explodes really showed what you could do with big budget sci fi!

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