Obviously, I'm going to be mature 100% of the time!
Would you rather eat five apples out of one of those ball pits they have at amusement parks and Chuck E Cheese (you can't use your hands or take them out of the pit) or speak in front of a crowd of a thousand with your fly down?
But can I eat apples out of a ball pit with my fly down in front of a thousand people? Because how do I even choose between those two excellent options?!
Like many great classic druthers, this one really depends on a lot of things! Like, do I have to go first to Mars, or would I be like the one millionth tourist? We talking Sharon circa Basic Instinct or circa The Laundromat? We can get to the bottom of this important question.
Basic Instinct Sharon (even a little earlier) and there are like 1/2 million residents on Mars but they are under the thumb of an evil mineral hungry mob boss and you get to save them with some cool alien tech
Total Recall has lived mostly rent-free in my brain for a long time, at least certain scenes. That head that explodes really showed what you could do with big budget sci fi!
Would you rather leave a snarky meta comment on a post about Druthers or do the mature thing and restrain yourself?
Obviously, I'm going to be mature 100% of the time!
Would you rather eat five apples out of one of those ball pits they have at amusement parks and Chuck E Cheese (you can't use your hands or take them out of the pit) or speak in front of a crowd of a thousand with your fly down?
But can I eat apples out of a ball pit with my fly down in front of a thousand people? Because how do I even choose between those two excellent options?!
Tell you what: let's make it seven apples.
That's where I draw the line. I'm out!
Those are some adventures! Screw buying stuff, do stuff.
Would you rather be married to Sharon Stone or go to Mars?
Like many great classic druthers, this one really depends on a lot of things! Like, do I have to go first to Mars, or would I be like the one millionth tourist? We talking Sharon circa Basic Instinct or circa The Laundromat? We can get to the bottom of this important question.
Basic Instinct Sharon (even a little earlier) and there are like 1/2 million residents on Mars but they are under the thumb of an evil mineral hungry mob boss and you get to save them with some cool alien tech
I mean, I saw Basic Instinct in the theater and then also a lot on VHS. I know what I'd pick.
Same; checkout Total Recall for a watch or rewatch and all your druthers will come true.
Total Recall has lived mostly rent-free in my brain for a long time, at least certain scenes. That head that explodes really showed what you could do with big budget sci fi!