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When I was little, we went to Hawaii because my brother was stations there in the Navy. I was so excited to go swimming in the ocean. Then I got a mouthful of water. It was like someone poured a bucket of salt in my mouth. I quickly exited the water. lol

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I can relate! It's not just the salt, but I really don't much enjoy swimming in the ocean. There are icky things in there.

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Like the Kraken. Lol

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Tiny little jellyfish krakens!

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Jun 4Liked by Andrew Smith

"...you knew that there were dead things in the ocean" - I see you keep blackmailing me with your not-so-subtle hints.

Bob had it coming. He's sleeping with the fishes. Let's all move on now.

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Wait, isn't sleeping with fish the entire reason you did this in the first place?

Oh, you meant the other kind. Yikes!

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Jun 4Liked by Andrew Smith
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The Simpsons made every joke first.

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