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Daniel Nest's avatar

That's quite an amazing burn, actually!

Also, I'm absolutely going to reserve a shriek of "YOU SPHERICAL BASTARD!" for when I next throw a gutterball in bowling.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Remember "Gutterballs", the fake porn film from the dream scene in "The Big Lebowski"?

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Daniel Nest's avatar

I do vaguely remember the dream sequence with funky music, yes. Very spherically bastardish.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

I just imagined Fred Flintstone saying that when he dropped a ball on his foot....

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Those were some really wide feet, too. Pretty big target!

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Rudy Fischmann's avatar

If he was so great, then how come there is no ZwickyWiki?

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Probably only because you haven't gotten around to making one yet!

https://open.substack.com/pub/goatfury/p/wimps-and-machos?r=1m288r&utm_campaign=comment-list-share-cta&utm_medium=web&comments=true&commentId=39458350

According to comment history, you are Zwicky's #1 fan. Let's get on it!

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Rudy Fischmann's avatar

I’ve always had a thing for progenitors of dark things.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

"progenitors of dark things" sounds like Cradle of Filth's demo tape they made back when they were in middle school.

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

Bastard is such a great word - I used it last week! Now that I’m coming up on writing for a couple years I can search my post history and drop in links - like you do - to stuff I’ve written before. It’s cool to see some threads. I worked as a FORTRAN programmer for the Astronomy department at Berkeley to get through undergrad. I alway wanted to go to their observatory but the bastards kept me chained to a desk.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Our substacks are becoming like little mind maps.

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

Spot on

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