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Mar 27Liked by Andrew Smith

You should have a special "poop"tag for your articles. So your readers can easily find "the good shit"

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Like so?

https://goatfury.substack.com/t/poop

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Mar 27Liked by Andrew Smith

Hahaha I see you came prepared for you chatological aficionados! It would be fun to name it with a pun like "Poop and posts"

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I'll have to do a real poop greatest hits when I have enough of these (ten? fifteen?).

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Mar 27Liked by Andrew Smith

Top of the poop

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Greatest (s)hits?

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Apr 1Liked by Andrew Smith

The London sewer system is so famous that it is featured in Ted Lasso, S3, ep1.

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Crap, you're right!

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Apr 1Liked by Andrew Smith

The sewer system is still pretty shitty (haha), so too much rain will cause it to overflow and introduce raw sewage water into swimming waters... And it does rain a lot in England.

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Is this mainly specific to London, or is this pretty much all over England?

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Apr 1Liked by Andrew Smith

I'm not sure, to be honest. I had a conversation with a Brit about this very recently, so I felt somewhat comfortable throwing that factoid around, but this is pretty much where my knowledge about it ends haha

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Hopefully the Thames smells nicer now.

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Safe bet.

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Mar 27Liked by Andrew Smith

So all we need to do to get Parliaments to act is to bring the problem directly to their doorstep? Hang on a second, I gotta carry a bunch of dead cockroaches from my apartment to....uh....an unspecified location.

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You've heard of NIMBY, but we need IMBY!

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