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Daniel Nest's avatar

"So far, I haven’t tried to kill anyone."

That sounds like a veiled threat from someone who keeps telling us about his decades of BJJ achievements.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

This one's easy to counter, though: "If I had tried to kill anyone, they'd obviously be dead already."

Wait, that actually sounds like even more of a threat. Crap!

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Andrew Sniderman 🕷️'s avatar

A group of boys that age is positively feral.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Indeed, we hardly needed to grow up to become dangerous!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

-"The best way to understand it emotionally is we are like somebody who has this really cute tiger cub. Unless you can be very sure that it’s not going to want to kill you when it’s grown up, you should worry." Substitute any other wild animal and the metaphor still works.

-In Canada, the precursor to the Cubs is the Beavers, which I participated in when young.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Did you ever carve anything out of soap with a pocket knife? I have no idea why I remember that one so well.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

I don’t think we even had pocket knives…

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Growing up in the US, I'm kinda surprised it wasn't a handgun!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Definitely no guns with us. We were a bit more closer to the British original version, given our history.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

One other thing I remember clearly was the pinewood derby: we carved cars out of blocks of wood and slapped wheels on them, then raced 'em. Each car was made of balsa wood, so they were very light.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Like the All-American Soapbox Derby.

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