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Your Blood Would Be Curdled
Your blood would be curdled if you knew one-tenth of what I know about the upper part of South Carolina.
Nov 22
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Formerly Known as Prince
Ever find yourself asking: why does this asshole have the same name as me?
Nov 18
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Andrew Smith
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Hurricane Hugo
September of 1989 was a clutch year for Young Andrew. High school was just starting, and I had decided to reinvent myself as a class clown, among other…
Nov 16
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Andrew Smith
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When These People Met Those People
When we last visited these people, they were living in the Scottish lowlands.
Nov 9
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Andrew Smith
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Gould, Gold, Gilded
Every so often, a person is a perfect representation of an era or epoch, right down to their name.
Oct 24
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Andrew Smith
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Introducing Aven
The Journal of Samuel Aven Smith, Son of Sam Edition
Sep 28
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Andrew Smith
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The Passenger
I am the passenger
Sep 13
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Andrew Smith
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Trading Places
Son of Sam Edition
Sep 10
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Andrew Smith
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5:45
Old Man Yells at Pluto
Neil deGrasse Tyson first visited the Hayden Planetarium at the age of 9.
Sep 3
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Andrew Smith
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Pennies and Nails
My grandfather built a lot of houses.
Sep 1
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Andrew Smith
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Really the Rest of the Roommates
When I last left my roommate saga, I was up to 2002 or so and was living in the Warehouse.
Aug 28
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Andrew Smith
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Sleeping at Granny's
Son of Sam Edition
Aug 27
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Andrew Smith
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