biography

My First Thirteen Roommates

During my adventures between the ages of 18 and 33 or so, I lived in a bunch of different places—roughly one different apartment each year.

Jul 13 •

Becoming Goatfury

I’ve had a few nicknames in my life, and they’ve ranged the spectrum all the way from cruel to clever.

Jul 12 •

I'd Rather Be Insane

Conditioned to self-interest with emotions locked away

Jul 8 •

Jiu Jitsu Can Brake Your Legs!

I have a quick story for you today.

Jul 4 •

Four Touchdowns in a Single Game

We’re at Polk High School on a typical Thursday night in November of 1966.

Jul 3 •

Publisher and Preacher

I’m in a weird spot as far as personality types go.

Jun 19 •

High school hallways weren’t really places you wanted to hang out.

Jun 2 •

If your mind immediately went to the gutter when you read today’s title, you are certainly not alone.

May 30 •

Spinning Backfist

Greg (or was it Gregg?) was a bit younger than me, and small for his age.

May 28 •

Squishy Balloons

You’re five years old.

May 20 •

I was thinking about how important the DIY concept has been to me, and how to describe that history.

May 13 •

One Day, I Say F*ck Fish

The movie Adaptation blends Charlie Kaufman’s unique writing style (Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) with Spike Jonze’s…

May 9 •

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