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My First Thirteen Roommates
During my adventures between the ages of 18 and 33 or so, I lived in a bunch of different places—roughly one different apartment each year.
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Becoming Goatfury
I’ve had a few nicknames in my life, and they’ve ranged the spectrum all the way from cruel to clever.
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Tragedy of the Commons
That which is common to the greatest number has the least care bestowed upon it.
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What In Tarnation?
Tarnation.
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We All Float In Here
Imagine traveling inside your eye, just like a miniature version of a little person drilling down toward the center of the earth.
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I'd Rather Be Insane
Conditioned to self-interest with emotions locked away
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Choose My Own Adventurer
Ever play D&D?
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Outsmarted Again!
It’s another one of those moments when I wonder something, and realize I might be able to figure out the answer.
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The Phoenix and the Phoenicians
In Marvel Comics lore, the Phoenix Force is among the most powerful entities in the entire universe.
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Jiu Jitsu Can Brake Your Legs!
I have a quick story for you today.
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Four Touchdowns in a Single Game
We’re at Polk High School on a typical Thursday night in November of 1966.
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Last Ditch
When I hear the term trench warfare, I immediately think of the first World War.
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