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None and No One
The word none is almost like a combination of the words no and one, isn’t it?
9 hrs ago • Andrew Smith
Having Your Cake and Eating It
You can’t have your cake and eat it!
Jul 20 • Andrew Smith
There's Truth in Trees
Go back a thousand years in English, and you’ll find the word tree.
Jul 19 • Andrew Smith
Emotional Intelligence
Counting to five before you respond.
Jul 18 • Andrew Smith
July 5th: Independence Day
A lot of folks know that July 2nd is a very good candidate for Independence Day in the US.
Jul 17 • Andrew Smith
Knowing When to Hold ‘Em
Resolve—the noun—is a really cool word.
Jul 16 • Andrew Smith
Crimea, River
The Crimean peninsula sits at the southeastern corner of Ukraine, on the northeastern coast of the Black Sea.
Jul 15 • Andrew Smith
Don’t Call It Shirley
There’s a great scene in the movie Airplane! where Dr Rumack (played by Leslie Nielsen) is approached by Ted Striker, a former fighter pilot who must…
Jul 14 • Andrew Smith
Galluping Away With Data
Prior to the 1890 census, there was an overwhelming amount of basic information about tens of millions of Americans that had to be sorted every ten…
Jul 13 • Andrew Smith
Tokens for Tokens
This is all and everything a token is to me.
Jul 12 • Andrew Smith
It's Like, "Like"
English is, like, a moving target.
Jul 11 • Andrew Smith
Voluntary Pay Week
“Voluntary pay week” sounds like something out of a dystopian novel set in the near future.
Jul 10 • Andrew Smith
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