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Fake Fruit Fables
In 1665, an apple didn’t fall on Sir Isaac Newton’s head.
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Iterate, Iterate
Give a group of well-educated adults a task to complete, and they’ll set to planning right away.
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Chupacabra
In March of 1975, fear was beginning to build in the small town of Moca, located on the northwestern tip of Puerto Rico.
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Farts and Sneezes
“A little to the left!” never sounded more like two farts and a sneeze before.
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Birthdays in a Room
There’s this imaginary person who makes their money by going around various rooms, placing little bets with people.
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Quilts and Quills
My grandmother made a quilt for me, the only son of her oldest son, before she died.
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Presenting the Case
Aargh!
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Auditory Illusions
Kung fu movies on VHS were a rare delight for my friends and me during the late 80s.
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The Substance and the Fabric
There’s an equation in physics you might have heard of:
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Chasing Your Own Tail
Ever watch a puppy chase their own tail?
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Plethora
I’ve always thought plethora was a cool word.
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