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Angelerrrrr!
If you grew up as a latchkey kid during the 80s, you almost certainly watched Who’s the Boss reruns on TV.
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Theory of "Everything"
Fellow physics nerds, if you came here looking to think about the actual Theory of Everything in physics, I’ve got you.
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What In Tarnation?
Tarnation.
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Other Druthers
If you had to give up either talking or chewing from now on, which would you pick?
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The Devil, You Know?
Every single one of us, the devil inside.
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French Fancificaton
One of my happiest (and weirdest) memories from all of middle school comes from Mrs.
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No Offense
No offense intended, but that is one ugly baby you’ve got there!
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Jackin' Jills
If your mind immediately went to the gutter when you read today’s title, you are certainly not alone.
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Just the Facts
Joe Friday was a no-nonsense detective on the TV show Dragnet. I remember watching reruns while growing up, and admiring the way his unflappable…
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Thee Word You
Come with me to think about thee.
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Materiow World
Go and listen carefully to Madonna’s Material World.
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Janus Words
Many of the Roman gods weren’t exact clones of Greek gods, but they were more or less one to one matches.
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