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Appetite for Deduction
Deduce this with me, if you dare.
6 hrs ago • 
Andrew Smith
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Ode to O
O, you are so beautiful to me.
Oct 26 • 
Andrew Smith
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Whoa and Woah
Whoa whoa whoa, you’re thinking.
Oct 21 • 
Andrew Smith
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You're Welcome
Say thank you to someone who speaks anything other than English, and you’re likely to get a wide range of responses.
Oct 14 • 
Andrew Smith
15
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Deranged Words
If I told you someone was deranged, you’d probably come up with a fairly specific mental image.
Oct 8 • 
Andrew Smith
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How Very
Very few words are as common or old as very.
Oct 6 • 
Andrew Smith
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“Switzerland”
I’m a Switzer!
Oct 2 • 
Andrew Smith
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God Be With Ye, Felicia!
There are stories hidden in plain sight in our language.
Sep 23 • 
Andrew Smith
13
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“Like and Subscribe!”
There wasn’t a YouTube before February 14th, 2005.
Sep 22 • 
Andrew Smith
14
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From Bengal to Cincinnati
Bangladesh derives its name from two Sanskrit words.
Sep 20 • 
Andrew Smith
12
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Iggles
Some time around 2005, after having been friends with lots of people from Philadelphia for a while, I began to pick up an ear for the Philly accent.
Sep 16 • 
Andrew Smith
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No Worries
Australia has contributed a fair bit of language to American vernacular.
Aug 12 • 
Andrew Smith
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