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Poopert and Twopert
This is Perrin:
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Poop
My interest in the scatological goes way back.
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Diamonds in the Doodypoop
I’ve found myself using the phrase “throwing out the baby with the bathwater” quite a bit.
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Fermenting Farts
Every now and then, a piece kind of writes itself.
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Urea Eureka
Pee is pretty gross.
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Poop Partnership
Eat something right now.
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The Thing About Koalas
Koalas have a few noteworthy characteristics.
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There's Some Lovely Filth Down Here
Have you ever gone swimming in a place where you can go pretty deep, and tried to go down as far as you could?
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Toilets or Transistors?
When you look out onto the world, you notice a few trends.
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There’s Gold in That There Poop
In early 2020, wastewater monitoring was a niche field, to say the least.
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The Great Stink
It’s 1858, and you’re in London.
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Cube-Shaped Poop
Every so often, nature provides us with a joke that tells itself.
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