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Michael Woudenberg's avatar

My deepest freedive (just me and a mask/fins) was 103ft. My lungs went from fully inflated to smaller than both my fists together or about the same size as my heart (the heart doesn't compress because of blood)

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Andrew Smith's avatar

What did you do to deal with the sinus pressure?

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Michael Woudenberg's avatar

You pressurize your nose and equalize your ears. There's also a hands free technique I never mastered. But jokes are going down 130 meters!! and equalizing the entire way.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Some folks are capable of doing some incredible things with their bodies. I'm pretty good with just being able to sort of bend myself in half.

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Rabbi Eli L. Garfinkel's avatar

Platypus is my vote. It’s got everything, including venom. I think platypus is Latin for “pick a lane.” It has mammal, avian, and reptilian parts. It was thought to be fictional until somebody caught one.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Okay, that's a good one.

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Marginal Gains's avatar

Have you seen this graphics about deep sea animals?

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

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Gary Spangler's avatar

What an accrual of information! I’ve marveled at Angler Fish for years. Now I have companions also worthy of marvel. Thanks.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

No, but that's fantastic! Everyone, go check it out.

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Marginal Gains's avatar

On another note, I read about the divers earlier this year that are trying to use hydrogen to break the deep dive record for humans, and it is an interesting read if you have not read it before:

https://www.technologyreview.com/2024/02/21/1088013/divers-hydrogen-deep-water-diving-underwater-pressure/

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Daniel Nest's avatar

"In fact, so would a submarine, except for a very few, very recent exceptions."

I know you're not talking about OceanGate. Too soon?

But the deep ocean is amazing. Dumbo Octopus? Sign me up!

And here's the customary Kurzgesagt link on the topic: https://youtu.be/PaErPyEnDvk?si=uoCVIS2kENbSzl4G

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Andrew Smith's avatar

John Green is another place I'll visit from time to time on YouTube. I mean, he's a person and not a place, but I mean the "place" where his work resides, like Crash Course and stuff like that. I like the animated medium to explain stuff that might seem daunting in a textbook, and Kurzgesagt and Crash Course get those things right in a big way.

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Sum's avatar

These “droppings from above” might be experienced as mana from heaven by those living in the dark depths.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Divine doodypoops!

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Sum's avatar

Yeah, it’s all connected…

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Michael Krantz's avatar

To me the most surprising form of life is something others consider very simple... Salmon. It really seems like they evolved for the express purpose of feeding everything else around them, even though that makes absolutely no sense from a survival standpoint. I know the actual evolutionary history is more complicated than that, but they just seem to be willing sacrifices to keep the food chain strong.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

There are definitely species that have prospered thanks only to humans eating them, like cows, pigs, and chickens. Salmon, on the other hand, were plentiful before, but there are far fewer of them now than before the Industrial Revolution.

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Michael Krantz's avatar

True. Commercial fishing has been very hard on marine life.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

I think we might have an interesting side-observation here, too, about animals whose existence is completely at the pleasure of humans. I'm gonna let that churn for a bit.

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Gary Spangler's avatar

Demodex folliculorum, skin mites. A little closer to home than some might prefer. I find denizens of the deep like Angler Fish fascinating. Thanks so much for this essay.

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Great example, Gary! I'm really glad this one resonated, too.

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erniet's avatar

I remember when the first deep sea geothermal vents were discovered; I was just beginning grad school. It blew me away!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrothermal_vent_microbial_communities

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Life really does find a way, and this really gave us something new to consider about the potential for extraterrestrial life, too, didn't it?

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erniet's avatar

It’s also the idea of entire ecosystems based on chemosynthesis instead of photosynthesis. This has huge implications for the origins of life on Earth (and, as you pointed out, elsewhere in the universe).

The evolution of photosynthesis was actually a catastrophe for most life due to the introduction of oxygen into the atmosphere; the recovery of life after periodic extirpations due to oxygen poisoning (as evidenced by iron oxide layers in sediments sandwiched between sterile layers) was suddenly explained if chemosynthetic habitats existed as refugia.

So many implications!😁

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Now that's a 300,000 foot view!

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EJ Trask's avatar

the poop chronicles continue

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EJ Trask's avatar

brilliant

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Andrew Smith's avatar

Sam, I like it. I'll have to chew on it in the back of my mind a bit, but it is in my idea repository!

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