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Everything is the Enemy
Ever find yourself in a situation where you’re in the weeds? You’re overwhelmed by having too much to do, so you feel a sense of despair at not being…
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Chef's Shockwave
I’m not a chef, although I did spend some time working in restaurants, and even briefly considered making a career run.
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Cutting the Cheese
While working at a movie theater that served food, I learned an awful lot about how not to run a business.
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49 and Feelin' Fine
Last year, I started a rather morbid tradition of identifying folks who had died at my current age, then 48.
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Pidgins
For nearly all of the 1700s, Saint-Domingue stood as one of the most lucrative colonies anywhere in the world.
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Frequently Bored
It’s 12:15 PM, and there’s no lunch rush.
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Too Many Cooks
I learned to cook in phases throughout my life.
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Movie Food
When I first moved to Richmond, it was squarely during the mid 90s.
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Kitchen Lokis
Working in the kitchen for a number of years taught me a lot of things, including how to cook a good meal with on-hand ingredients.
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In the Weeds
“Rickickckickickck….
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Numbers Becoming Words
“Eighty-six strombolis!”
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