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Your Blood Would Be Curdled
Your blood would be curdled if you knew one-tenth of what I know about the upper part of South Carolina.
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Formerly Known as Prince
Ever find yourself asking: why does this asshole have the same name as me?
Nov 18
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Hurricane Hugo
September of 1989 was a clutch year for Young Andrew. High school was just starting, and I had decided to reinvent myself as a class clown, among other…
Nov 16
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Teens and Tweens
One way to think about a life cycle is the three phases of a human lifespan.
Nov 12
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Nifty at Fifty
Fifty is the number of the day.
Nov 11
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When These People Met Those People
When we last visited these people, they were living in the Scottish lowlands.
Nov 9
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The Monster Between Us
You start with a pleasant enough conversation.
Nov 8
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Carriers
A generation ago, I carried things around and delivered them.
Nov 6
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Those People
For a thousand years, Gaelic tribal leaders had ruled Ireland.
Nov 3
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These People
Unsurprisingly, you have to go back to the Romans if you want to understand these people.
Nov 1
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The First Punk Bands
Punk rock has been a big part of my life since about 1992.
Oct 18
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Grosser than Gross
What’s grosser than gross?
Oct 10
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