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Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Jan 22 • Andrew Smith
Done and Done
A1 is how steak is done.
Jan 16 • Andrew Smith
6-7 Ate 10-4
For perhaps the last century, linguists, historians, and other academic observers have discussed the words that define our times the best.
Dec 30, 2025 • Andrew Smith
Duck Tape
Duck Tape™ used to be called duck tape, though for most of my life it was referred to as duct tape.
Dec 21, 2025 • Andrew Smith
Belonging
Belong.
Dec 19, 2025 • Andrew Smith
NIMBYism
Not In My Back Yard!
Dec 17, 2025 • Andrew Smith
Let's Think About This
This is no ordinary word.
Dec 13, 2025 • Andrew Smith
Noblesse Oblige
If someone becomes wealthy and then rubs it in everyone’s faces, that person probably won’t win any popularity contests.
Dec 7, 2025 • Andrew Smith
It's Like, Quotative
At some point during the late 80s, the meaning of the word like seemed to evolve right before my ears.
Dec 6, 2025 • Andrew Smith
Platitudes
No pain, no gain!
Dec 5, 2025 • Andrew Smith
Feeling Minnesota
I’m looking California
Dec 4, 2025 • Andrew Smith
Rednecks
Some time in the 1890s, a new nickname for poor Southern white farmers arose in the popular American consciousness.
Dec 2, 2025 • Andrew Smith
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