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What In Tarnation?
Tarnation.
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I'd Rather Be Insane
Conditioned to self-interest with emotions locked away
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The Phoenix and the Phoenicians
In Marvel Comics lore, the Phoenix Force is among the most powerful entities in the entire universe.
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Last Ditch
When I hear the term trench warfare, I immediately think of the first World War.
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River Rivals
Even from the very beginning, Rome has always had a strong connection with rivers.
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The Devil, You Know?
Every single one of us, the devil inside.
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Just a Moment
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking!
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Guards, Wards, and Gwards
Once again, the Gracie Jiu Jitsu practitioner shows his understanding of the gward.
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Is It Inspiring?
Where do you normally get your inspiration?
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Attribution
Being alive since the 1970s has some advantages.
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French Fancificaton
One of my happiest (and weirdest) memories from all of middle school comes from Mrs.
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Jackin' Jills
If your mind immediately went to the gutter when you read today’s title, you are certainly not alone.
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