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Urea Eureka
Pee is pretty gross.
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Andrew Smith
10
Poop Partnership
Eat something right now.
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Andrew Smith
22
The Thing About Koalas
Koalas have a few noteworthy characteristics.
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Andrew Smith
10
There's Some Lovely Filth Down Here
Have you ever gone swimming in a place where you can go pretty deep, and tried to go down as far as you could?
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Andrew Smith
30
Toilets or Transistors?
When you look out onto the world, you notice a few trends.
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Andrew Smith
18
There’s Gold in That There Poop
In early 2020, wastewater monitoring was a niche field, to say the least.
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Andrew Smith
24
The Great Stink
It’s 1858, and you’re in London.
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Andrew Smith
15
Cube-Shaped Poop
Every so often, nature provides us with a joke that tells itself.
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Andrew Smith
36
A Very Bad Way to Die
I want to share with you a tale of foul play today.
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Andrew Smith
46
Doodoo Diligence
When Alley and I visited Rome a few years ago, there was a lot to see.
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Andrew Smith
20
Pigeon Poop
This mysterious static was a source of profound irritation for both men.
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Andrew Smith
8
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