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There's Some Lovely Filth Down Here
Have you ever gone swimming in a place where you can go pretty deep, and tried to go down as far as you could? Some pools go down as much as 4 or 5…
Jun 26
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Toilets or Transistors?
When you look out onto the world, you notice a few trends. One of those trends is the acceleration of technology. There is ample evidence all around us…
Jun 2
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Andrew Smith
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There’s Gold in That There Poop
In early 2020, wastewater monitoring was a niche field, to say the least. WBE (Water-Based Epidemiology) was mainly concentrated around poliovirus…
Apr 2
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Andrew Smith
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The Great Stink
It’s 1858, and you’re in London. This summer has been especially hot. London is at the forefront of the industrial revolution, and it happens to be the…
Mar 27
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Cube-Shaped Poop
Every so often, nature provides us with a joke that tells itself. Fruit flies can get drunk. Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises. Sea cucumbers can…
Mar 12
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Andrew Smith
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A Very Bad Way to Die
I want to share with you a tale of foul play today. In July of 1184, King Henry VI had a problem. Two powerful figures in his kingdom—the Holy Roman…
Feb 19
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Andrew Smith
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Doodoo Diligence
When Alley and I visited Rome a few years ago, there was a lot to see. The Coliseum beckons to any martial artist: combat of all sorts was on full…
Feb 17
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Andrew Smith
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Pigeon Poop
This mysterious static was a source of profound irritation for both men. It was a low, steady hum that, like an unwelcome guest, appeared uninvited and…
Nov 24, 2023
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